Okay so here’s what you gotta know about formatting KDP ebooks I was literally up until 2am last night fixing a client’s epub file that kept breaking in Kindle Previewer and honestly most formatting issues come down to like three or four stupid things that nobody tells you about. First thing – and I cannot […]
okay so here’s how you actually download stuff from KDP without losing your mind Look, I was literally just doing this last night while watching some Netflix show I can’t even remember the name of, and realized most people have no idea where half their reports are hiding in KDP. So let me walk you […]
Okay so you wanna set up your KDP account, right? I literally just helped my sister do this last week while watching The Last of Us (great show btw), and honestly it’s way simpler than people make it sound but there are a few spots where everyone gets stuck. Getting Started With The Actual Application […]
okay so here’s what actually works for building your author brand on KDP Look, I just spent like three hours yesterday fixing an author client’s brand mess because they skipped the basics, and honestly… most people overthink this. Your author brand on Amazon isn’t some mystical thing – it’s literally just making sure readers can […]
Okay so first thing you gotta do is get your tax stuff sorted Before you even think about uploading your first book, Amazon needs your tax information. You’ll fill out either a W-9 if you’re in the US or a W-8BEN if you’re international. This is boring but super important because without it, they’re gonna […]
Okay so the dashboard is basically where you’re gonna live if you take KDP seriously I was literally in there yesterday at like 11pm because I couldn’t sleep and wanted to check if this new puzzle book was getting any traction… anyway, the KDP dashboard is your command center and honestly when I first started […]
Okay so here’s what actually happens after you hit publish Right so you published your book and now you’re staring at KDP dashboard wondering what the hell comes next. I was literally in this exact spot last Tuesday with a client’s cookbook and realized most people just… abandon their books after launch which is wild. […]
Okay so here’s the deal with KDP hardcovers I just wrapped up a hardcover launch for a client last week and honestly, the whole process is way smoother than it was even a year ago. Amazon’s been tweaking things and the quality has gotten pretty solid. So first thing – you need to understand that […]
Okay so here’s how I actually make KDP covers in Canva without losing my mind Alright so you need a cover template for KDP and you’re using Canva – smart move honestly because I’ve been doing this for years and Canva is just… it works. Let me walk you through this the way I’d actually […]
Okay so I literally just uploaded three covers yesterday and ran into the usual headaches, so this is perfect timing. The Basic Size Thing Everyone Screws Up Your cover needs to be at least 72 DPI but honestly just use 300 DPI because Amazon’s gonna compress it anyway and you want it looking sharp. The […]










