Okay so I was literally updating a client’s author profile last Tuesday at like 11pm and realized most people are completely screwing this up, so let me just walk you through what actually matters. The Author Central Account Setup Nobody Tells You About First thing – you gotta claim your Author Central profile if you […]
Okay so I just launched three books last month with literally zero ad spend and here’s what actually worked… The Cover Thing Everyone Screws Up You don’t need to drop $300 on a designer. I’m gonna be real with you – Canva’s free version is enough if you’re not being lazy about it. The trick […]
okay so you wanna use the KDP online platform without downloading anything Look, I’m gonna walk you through the web-based version because honestly most people overthink this. You don’t need fancy software to publish on Amazon – I’ve done like 80% of my uploads just from my browser while sitting at coffee shops or whatever. […]
okay so I just updated like 15 client books last week and here’s what’s actually working in 2026 First thing – and I cannot stress this enough – your book file formatting needs to be clean as hell. I’m talking pristine HTML or you’re gonna have reflowable text issues on different devices. I spent three […]
Okay so here’s the actual process I walk my clients through First thing you gotta do is format your manuscript properly because Amazon’s converter is…look it’s better than it used to be but it still freaks out over weird stuff. I spent like three hours last Tuesday fixing a client’s book that had random page […]
Okay so here’s exactly how I published my first book with literally zero dollars Look, I’m gonna be straight with you because I just walked someone through this exact process last week while my cat kept walking across my keyboard. You absolutely can publish on Amazon without spending anything, and I’ve done it like 40+ […]
Okay so here’s what you actually need to know about KDP formatting Just uploaded like three client files last week and had to fix the same stupid mistakes, so this is fresh in my mind. The tech requirements aren’t complicated but Amazon’s gonna reject your file if you mess up even one thing, and trust […]
Okay so here’s how I actually handle my KDP workflow after screwing it up for like two years straight Look, I’m gonna be real with you – most people overcomplicate this entire process and then wonder why they’re stuck in manuscript hell for weeks. I just wrapped up uploading three planners last Tuesday and the […]
okay so you wanna actually publish your novel on amazon Right so I literally just walked a client through this last month and honestly the whole process is way less scary than people make it out to be. You basically need to get your manuscript ready, set up your KDP account, upload everything, and then […]
Okay so here’s what I actually do before hitting publish Look, I just went through this with three books last week and caught some ridiculous mistakes that would’ve tanked my reviews. The quality assurance part is where most people get lazy because they’re so excited to publish, but this is literally where you make or […]